They did it again.
They freaking did it again.
First of all, many thanks to the Baltimore Ravens for breaking up the monotony of a weekend spent screaming at our friends on social media who post pictures that prove they’re not distancing themselves enough for our liking and making jokes about everyone who has scooped up insane amounts of toilet paper whilst secretly asking ourselves, “We DO have enough, right?”
Thankfully, the Ravens briefly distracted us from pretending to be experts about a topic we’ve read like four internet stories about by … doing it again.
You don’t really need to read a column about the pending acquisition of veteran edge rusher Calais Campbell from the Jaguars. You already know how to feel. It was just another savvy move from an organization that continues to make them. If you didn’t see it coming (and a lot of folks did), you probably should have.
