Here are my power rankings for Week 12 of the NFL season.
1. Baltimore Ravens (8-2 record, No. 1 ranking last week)
So as it turns out, everyone was wrong about the Ravens. About everything. Lamar Jackson was the greatest late-first-round pick of all time. Not being able to find a wide receiver forever worked out perfectly. The mustard pants were actually good looking and we just weren't ready to have that adult conversation yet. Everything.
2. Seattle Seahawks (8-2, No. 2)
If only you had spent the bye week in the Pacific Northwest, you could have had some tasty Shiso Geoduck at Taylor Shellfish Farms. What's geoduck, you ask? Whatever the hell this monstrosity is.
