Here are my power rankings for Week 9 of the NFL season.
1. New England Patriots (8-0 record, No. 1 ranking last week)
Congratulations to Bill Belichick on his 300th victory. As a gift I got him a new knife set that reminded me of his news conferences.
(Yes, the joke is that it's because they're all so dull and you obviously should have seen that coming.)
