My goal for this column was to offer "19 Thoughts on the 2019 Women's World Cup," because, internet. The thing about that is that a full 19-thought column probably takes up more interwebs than the powers that be (yes, the government) would prefer and also, sometimes otherwise separate thoughts kinda end up running together. So I'm just going to spit out a bunch of thoughts. Perhaps it will equal out to 19. If it doesn't, send PressBox a self-addressed stamped envelope and I will handwrite however many thoughts you feel you were cheated out of.
The reason this is particularly difficult is because I sort of wish that I could just type out the following thought ...
"1. The soccer was the thing really worth discussing about the tournament, and it's a shame more of you didn't bother to care as much about it as all of the other nonsense."
