Here are 16 thoughts I have now that we're officially at the end of the 2016 NFL season. I'd say something clever here but word limits and whatnot.
1. NFL coaches manage games about as competently as I've managed my calorie intake during football season.
This is a damn epidemic. Ravens head coach John Harbaugh said offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg made the "all-time worst call ever." Then, Falcons offensive coordinator turned 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan got to Super Bowl LI Feb. 5 and said, "Hold my beer."
There is no coach who knows how to handle actually having to coach in a football game whose last name doesn't rhyme* with "triple sec."
