Here are my power rankings for Week Two of the 2016 NFL season.
1. Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0 overall record, No. 4 ranking last week)
I'm going to need a shower after doing this, but somehow the Steelers appear even more loaded than we thought. Receiver Eli Rogers is even better than advertised, DeAngelo Williams is merely their BACKUP running back and receiver Markus Wheaton could return to play Cincinnati this week. What a nightmare.
2. Carolina Panthers (0-1, No. 1)
It's hard to drop them too far, considering before Broncos head coach Gary Kubiak successfully froze kicker Graham Gano, the team absolutely thought they were going to walk out of Denver with a win. Well, quarterback Cam Newton probably thought he was walking out of Providence or Richmond or somewhere like that, but you get the picture.