This Week in Jobs DMV: Pipe Dream Edition

COVID-19 was threatening to lay the candy crush on Halloween this year, then residents in the DMV had a 100 Grand idea. Not yet ready to Rolo-ver to the pandemic — or simply fearful of tricks without treats — homeowners are reportedly installing six-foot-long pipes outside their front steps to mollify the roving bands of kids demanding candy every spooky season. The devices recall the glory days of sending interoffice memos and bank deposits via pneumatic tubes.

We won’t judge if you upgrade your home office by repurposing the pipes — although we generally advise against air shooting memos to partners or roommates. But if this Starburst of inspiration helps you get the jump on that cover letter or application, do what you gotta do.

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