We're doing this bit this week?
We're really doing the thing where the Steelers are playing the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game, and Ravens fans are discussing which team they'll root for? I'm supposed to root for the Steelers or Patriots? Why don't you just tell me Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the choices, and I have to root for one of them to become president?
I'll make this quick. Root for neither of them. Root for neither of them, and accept that this is a stupid question. There. I'm done.
(Sadly, PressBox management no longer allows me to file 90-word columns. You can be sure it will come up in re-negotiations.)
